I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting, we want to protect it. You ever seen people who have like a piece of crap Pinto with a Club on the steering wheel. Somebody breaks the window, steals the Club, leaves the Pinto in a pile of glass.