It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?