I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.