I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.