I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.