You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.