People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
Jeff FoxworthySophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.
Jeff FoxworthyHell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!
Jeff Foxworthy