You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.