You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.