Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.