I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say "Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again."
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
Jeff Foxworthy