Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.