You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.