You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.