You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.