You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.