You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.