You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.