You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.