You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.