Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.