People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.