You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.