You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.