You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.