You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.