You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
Jeff Foxworthy