You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.