You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.

We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.