You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.