Ladies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean." That may be true, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.
Jeff FoxworthyAs an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.
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