You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.