You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.