You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
Jeff FoxworthyNowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.
Jeff FoxworthyThank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.
Jeff Foxworthy