If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.