If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say "Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again."

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.