If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.