The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.