The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.