The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.