I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
Jeff FoxworthyBetween New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.
Jeff FoxworthyI say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
Jeff Foxworthy