You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.