A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
Jeff FoxworthyI'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.
Jeff Foxworthy