You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
Jeff FoxworthyI would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.
Jeff Foxworthy