You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
Jeff FoxworthyYou don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
Jeff Foxworthy