Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.