Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.