Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.