Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.