You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.