Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

There's no down time any more.