If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
Jeff FoxworthyWhen I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
Jeff Foxworthy