You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.