You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
Jeff FoxworthyPeople are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.
Jeff FoxworthyMy wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.
Jeff Foxworthy