You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.