You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.