If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.