If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.