I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.