I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.