You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.