Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.