Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.