If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyLook at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
Jeff FoxworthyPeople are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.
Jeff Foxworthy