You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.