You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.