You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.