You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.