My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.