My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!