You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.