You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.