You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.