If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.