If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.