If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity