You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.