You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.