If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
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