If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.