You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
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