You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.