My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.