My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.