Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
Jeff FoxworthyBecause criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.
Jeff FoxworthyThis happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!
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