My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.