My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.