You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.