You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.