Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.