Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.