You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.