Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.