You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.