You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.
You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.