You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.