You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

I just love people. I love this country. I am the American dream. I grew up by the airport with a dirt yard. Never in my life should I have been a success. So that's what I love about this country [USA], is you get out there and you have the opportunity and you work hard at it, and you can be a success.

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.