You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.