You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting, we want to protect it. You ever seen people who have like a piece of crap Pinto with a Club on the steering wheel. Somebody breaks the window, steals the Club, leaves the Pinto in a pile of glass.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.