You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.