You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.