You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.