You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
Jeff FoxworthySome people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.
Jeff Foxworthy