I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting, we want to protect it. You ever seen people who have like a piece of crap Pinto with a Club on the steering wheel. Somebody breaks the window, steals the Club, leaves the Pinto in a pile of glass.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.