You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

The things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.