You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.