You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.