You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.