Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.