Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.