You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyIf most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
Jeff Foxworthy