Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.