If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.