You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
Jeff FoxworthyPlease don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.
Jeff Foxworthy