You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.
People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'