You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.