You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.