You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.