I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.