You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
Jeff FoxworthyDid you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
Jeff FoxworthyThe more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
Jeff Foxworthy