I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.