I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.