I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light