I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.