I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.