I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.