You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.