You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
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