If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.