If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.