If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really thinking you're gonna make it.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.