If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.