If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.