You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.