You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
Jeff FoxworthyYou have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
Jeff Foxworthy