If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

As an individual, as a household, you can't spend more money than you're bringing in. You can do it for a little while, but you end up going broke and you end up losing everything you have. That is the path that we're on as a country, and it scares me to death.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.