You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyIf your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy