You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.