You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.