When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
Jeff FoxworthyIf someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.
Jeff FoxworthyI tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
Jeff FoxworthyBetween New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.
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