You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.