I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.