If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.
Jeff Foxworthy