You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.
I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.
The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.