I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
Jeff FoxworthyLook at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
Jeff Foxworthy