Some people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.