Some people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.