It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.