It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.