If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.