It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.