You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.