Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.