Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.