I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.