You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.