All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Jeff Foxworthy