You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.