You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.