The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.