The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.