You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
Jeff FoxworthyI always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
Jeff Foxworthy